My novel about a haunted IKEA, Horrorstör is designed to retain its luster and natural appearance over a lifetime of use. Pleasingly proportioned with French flaps and 248 individual, hand-crafted pages, this softcover indulgence may be the last home accessory you'll ever need.
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It's been translated into Chinese, Czech, Estonian, Finnish, French, German, Hungarian, Korean, Norwegian, Slovak, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, and Turkish. It's also getting turned into a television show by Gail Berman, the producer who created Buffy with Joss Whedon, and Charlie Kaufman, the madman behind Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John Malkovich.
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"...a Palahniuk-tinged satire about the things we own..." - Kirkus
"This book is an insanely fun ghost story that will have you second guessing those fake doors on showroom displays and cringing if you hear of a midnight special." - Tenacious Reader