This is just the beginning. A whole bunch of events are coming up this Fall and I’ll be posting them as they get announced!
SUMMERLAND LOST: A GHOST STORY
Saturday, September 27 @ 7pm
Celebration Hall, Maple Grove Cemetery, Queens, NY
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The good people at Kew & Willow Books are bringing me out to Queens to perform my one-man show, Summerland Lost: A Ghost Story. Full of shaved cats and biomechanical sex cults, it’s all about the drunk Victorian teenagers who teamed up with the ghost of Ben Franklin to solve the ultimate mystery: is there life after death? Books will be for sale and I’ll be signing afterwards.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE!
Saturday, October 4 @ 8pm
PhilaMOCA, Philadelphia, PA
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I’m manifesting in my favorite former mausoleum showroom in Philadelphia to do my live show about witches! Come and take a wild flight into the blackest night as we investigate the world of witchcraft in books and movies and witness an army of broomstick-brandishing, curse-hurling, penis-stealing, baby-eating, world-renouncing, unkillable, unstoppable, unbeatable witches! Bring up to 3 books and I’ll sign the hell out of them.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE!
Thursday, October 9 @ 6pm
Opelika Public Library, Opelika, AL
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I’m storming Alabama at the head of an army of witches and we’re not taking any prisoners. My witch show shall be performed, and books will be signed! Names will be taken! Curses will be hurled!
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE
Thursday, October 16 @ 6pm
Brooks Theater, Clemson, SC
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I’m sneaking upstate to Clemson, SC (right next door to Greenville which I’ve been obsessing over recently - hint, hint) to unleash witchy hell on unsuspecting South Carolinians. Come and see the mayhem! Books will be for sale. Books will be signed. Souls will be destroyed.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE!
Monday, October 27 @ 7pm
Gillioz Theatre, Springfield, MO
Pity poor Missouri. What have they ever done to anyone, and yet now I am descending on them at the head of an occult army to rub my butt on every public building and make the entire place seedy and unpleasant. The Chamber of Commerce has already registered a protest. I am unmoved.
WHY I LOVE HORROR
Tuesday, October 28 @ 6:30pm
Relics Event Center, Springfield, MO
I’m teaming up with Becky Spratford to talk about her latest book (containing a sneaky short story/essay by me) and to talk about horror in general and why such nice people write about such unhappy things.
WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS - LIVE!
Thursday, October 30 @ 7pm
Proctors, Schenectady, NY
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I’m venturing into upstate NY and I’m bringing witches with me. Come and see the witch show live! Experience the magic! Smell my sweat! Taste the blood of Satan! Books will be for sale, books will be signed, books will be levitated using black magic!