My Best Friend's Exorcism Signing
Sunday, July 24 @ 7pm
Drawn & Quarterly, Montreal, Canada

The good people at Drawn & Quarterly have asked me to come in and talk about the Satanic Panic in the United States, to read from My Best Friend's Exorcism, and to distribute free posters, rainbow unicorn stickers, and magical silver signatures on the good people of Montreal. This got put together at the last minute, so help spread the word!

Paperbacks From Hell
Monday, July 24 @ 5:30pm
Fantasia Film Festival, Montreal, Canada

Last year I took Summerland Lost up to the world's coolest film festival and performed it for a packed house. This year, I'm returning, now with a live, no-holds-barred, no-prisoners-taken performance of Paperbacks from Hell. Learn about Nazi leprechauns, killer maggots, Satanic sleuths, and killer babies in a live version of my upcoming book. Hear it months before anyone else gets to read it! Best of all? Admission is FREE!

Schlock-O-Rama 2017
Friday and Saturday, July 28 & 29
Mahoning Drive-in, Lehighton, PA

The 100% nerd programmed and managed Mahoning Drive-in is one of my favorite places in the world to see movies and I will be here for their two-day Schlock-O-Rama show to sell books! I'll have paperbacks of My Best Friend's Exorcism, posters, and secret treats. Plus, where else are you going to watch prime cheese n'sleaze like Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster, Blood Feast, and The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters.

Summerland Lost
Friday, August 4 @ 8pm
PhilaMOCA, Philadelphia, PA

This Friday I'm super-psyched to be doing Summerland Lost in the best venue possible: PhilaMOCA! Formerly a mausoleum showroom built back in 1865, it is the most awesome, morbid, death-obsessed place possible to present my morbid, death-obsessed one-man show. Doors open at 7:30pm, and tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door, and they're on sale now! Now! Now! You know it's legit because it's even got a Facebook Event page.