Satan Loves You is available as an ebook from all fine purveyors of egoods.
Buy it now:
On the Kindle:
Amazon
(sample available on the page)
Amazon UK
(sample available on the page)
On the Nook:
Barnes & Noble
(sample available on the page)
On everything else (Sony eReader, pdf, Palm)
Smashwords
(sample available on the page)
And if you have an iPad, just head on over to the iTunes store, where it’s available as well.
The best thing about it? It’s only .99 cents! What else can you get for .99 cents?
- a download of Ricky Martin’s “La Vida Loca” from iTunes.
- a slice of mediocre pizza in Greenwich Village
- one tube of Cherry Blossom Body Wash
So clearly, if you want to pay .99 cents for a piece of art that you’ll treasure forever, head on over to iTunes and buy yourself a copy of Ricky Martin’s “La Vida Loca.” But if you don’t have an iTunes account, or if you find that you have no idea what Ricky Martin is talking about sometimes and that makes you angry, then you’ll want to buy a copy of Satan Loves You.
The facts about Satan Loves You:
- it is a novel about Satan.
- I wrote it.
- it lasts approximately 200 pages, or about the time it takes to ride the subway to work 8 times.
- it only costs .99 cents
So we’ve determined it’s cheap, but is it any good? Well, if that kind of thing matters to you then here’s the blurb:
No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. If Heaven is Las Vegas, Hell is Detroit: a chunk of deeply undesirable real estate that’s short on funds and falling apart at the seams. But unlike Detroit, Hell is full of damned souls, lazy demons and dead celebrities that are a constant pain in Satan’s butt with their endless whining, their personal issues and their petty problems. No wonder the Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, bored, irritable and completely and utterly depressed.
But now, in the face of a power grab by his former BFF’s – the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host – Satan’s got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. He must find the power deep within his heart and channel the spirit of a thousand inspirational posters to save Hell from being turned into a Mall of the Damned.
I spent forever making sure this ebook looks good, but if you find a problem, don’t hesitate to email me: grady@gradyhendrix.com.
I stumbled across your ebook Satan Loves You by accident. It is the best thing I have read in a long time. Are you working on anyother short novels? I’d love to read another! Take care:)
Hey thanks! Your comment made my day. Right now I’m working on a few things, but there’s going to be nothing ready until at least September. All this typing is hard work, and it hurts my fingers and takes away from my all-important drinking time, but it must be done to make the stories. I wish a robot would do this for me?
However, if you need something in the same vein, I highly recommend the stuff I’ve written for the Pseudopod podcasts. They do a great job with them, and there will be another White Street Society story there soon. They’re the closest things I’ve written in tone to SATAN LOVES YOU. Here’s a link:
http://pseudopod.org/?s=grady+hendrix
Hope you enjoy them!
Stumbled onto this book via Amazon.com… My GOD this is an awesome read. Im about 1/2 way through and the book is in contention for “my favourite book ever.”
Love it Love it Love it Love it.
Thank you so much for writing it.
I just want people to know that Michael Mullin is in no way a blood relation of mine, and he has not been paid to post the previous comment.
(Michael: thanks! Seriously! It makes me happy to know those Amazon “Recommend” algorithms are actually working and finding people who’ll like SATAN LOVES YOU. Let me know what you think of the end!)
The end made me smile and gave me hope. The hipster inside uses the term “wicked awesome.” hahahaha.
Seriously though, masterpiece. I have never read anything funnier.
I’m bullying my friends who own kindles to buy it. You should sell via Kobo as I know more people with Kobos up here in Canada who might not be comfortable using Smashwords.
Keep bullying! Canada needs Kobo? I am on the case. This is one American who won’t abandon the Northland in her hour of need!
Please write more.
Hi Grady, I loved Satan Loves You and I am a bit of a fan. However, that’s not why I’m here. I have been trying to publish a book to iBooks and have encountered this error message every time I try to submit the ePub file:
ERROR ITMS-9000: “Entrenched_-_The_Best_of_Joshua_split_015.html(8): element “br” from namespace “http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml” not allowed in this context” at Book (MZItmspBookPackage).
While searching for answers to this dilema, I was linked to a forum where you had almost the exact same error message. Did you ever resolve this problem? If so, how?
I did solve the problem. How? Magic! Seriously, I could not get SATAN to upload and I tried and tried. The error I was getting was that element was not allowed in the namespace. So I went to see a friend who knows HTML coding, and the first thing we did was look in iTunes and….the book was there! Perfectly formatted. Uploaded.
I have no idea how it happened, but it worked and there were italics in it and everything. So my advice is to check iTunes and see if it’s there. This may just be some kind of garbage bug that doesn’t actually mean anything?