Satan Loves You is available as an ebook and as a physical book-book type book from Amazon.
The facts about Satan Loves You:
- it is a novel about Satan.
- I wrote it.
- it is approximately 303 pages. The perfect length for when you’re recovering from those lightly invasive elective surgical procedures.
So we’ve determined it’s cheap, but is it any good? Well, if that kind of thing matters to you then here’s the blurb:
No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. If Heaven is Las Vegas, Hell is Detroit: a chunk of deeply undesirable real estate that’s short on funds and falling apart at the seams. But unlike Detroit, Hell is full of damned souls, lazy demons and dead celebrities that are a constant pain in Satan’s butt with their endless whining, their personal issues and their petty problems. No wonder the Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, bored, irritable and completely and utterly depressed.
But now, in the face of a power grab by his former BFF’s – the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host – Satan’s got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. He must find the power deep within his heart and channel the spirit of a thousand inspirational posters to save Hell from being turned into a Shopping Mall of the Damned.
I spent forever making sure both the physical and ebook versions of Satan Loves You look good, but if you find a problem, don’t hesitate to email me: firstname.lastname@example.org.