Satan Loves You is available as an ebook and as a physical book-book type book from Amazon.
Buy it in the iBookstore for your iPad!
The facts about Satan Loves You:
- it is a novel about Satan.
- I wrote it.
- it is approximately 303 pages. The perfect length for when you’re recovering from those lightly invasive elective surgical procedures.
- it costs less than the new One Direction album ($2.99), and less than a ticket to Katy Perry: Part of Me in 3-D ($12.99).
So we’ve determined it’s cheap, but is it any good? Well, if that kind of thing matters to you then here’s the blurb:
No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. If Heaven is Las Vegas, Hell is Detroit: a chunk of deeply undesirable real estate that’s short on funds and falling apart at the seams. But unlike Detroit, Hell is full of damned souls, lazy demons and dead celebrities that are a constant pain in Satan’s butt with their endless whining, their personal issues and their petty problems. No wonder the Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, bored, irritable and completely and utterly depressed.
But now, in the face of a power grab by his former BFF’s – the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host – Satan’s got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. He must find the power deep within his heart and channel the spirit of a thousand inspirational posters to save Hell from being turned into a Shopping Mall of the Damned.
I spent forever making sure both the physical and ebook versions of Satan Loves You look good, but if you find a problem, don’t hesitate to email me: grady@gradyhendrix.com.
I stumbled across your ebook Satan Loves You by accident. It is the best thing I have read in a long time. Are you working on anyother short novels? I’d love to read another! Take care:)
Hey thanks! Your comment made my day. Right now I’m working on a few things, but there’s going to be nothing ready until at least September. All this typing is hard work, and it hurts my fingers and takes away from my all-important drinking time, but it must be done to make the stories. I wish a robot would do this for me?
However, if you need something in the same vein, I highly recommend the stuff I’ve written for the Pseudopod podcasts. They do a great job with them, and there will be another White Street Society story there soon. They’re the closest things I’ve written in tone to SATAN LOVES YOU. Here’s a link:
http://pseudopod.org/?s=grady+hendrix
Hope you enjoy them!
Stumbled onto this book via Amazon.com… My GOD this is an awesome read. Im about 1/2 way through and the book is in contention for “my favourite book ever.”
Love it Love it Love it Love it.
Thank you so much for writing it.
I just want people to know that Michael Mullin is in no way a blood relation of mine, and he has not been paid to post the previous comment.
(Michael: thanks! Seriously! It makes me happy to know those Amazon “Recommend” algorithms are actually working and finding people who’ll like SATAN LOVES YOU. Let me know what you think of the end!)
The end made me smile and gave me hope. The hipster inside uses the term “wicked awesome.” hahahaha.
Seriously though, masterpiece. I have never read anything funnier.
I’m bullying my friends who own kindles to buy it. You should sell via Kobo as I know more people with Kobos up here in Canada who might not be comfortable using Smashwords.
Keep bullying! Canada needs Kobo? I am on the case. This is one American who won’t abandon the Northland in her hour of need!
Please write more.
Hi Grady, I loved Satan Loves You and I am a bit of a fan. However, that’s not why I’m here. I have been trying to publish a book to iBooks and have encountered this error message every time I try to submit the ePub file:
ERROR ITMS-9000: “Entrenched_-_The_Best_of_Joshua_split_015.html(8): element “br” from namespace “http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml” not allowed in this context” at Book (MZItmspBookPackage).
While searching for answers to this dilema, I was linked to a forum where you had almost the exact same error message. Did you ever resolve this problem? If so, how?
I did solve the problem. How? Magic! Seriously, I could not get SATAN to upload and I tried and tried. The error I was getting was that element was not allowed in the namespace. So I went to see a friend who knows HTML coding, and the first thing we did was look in iTunes and….the book was there! Perfectly formatted. Uploaded.
I have no idea how it happened, but it worked and there were italics in it and everything. So my advice is to check iTunes and see if it’s there. This may just be some kind of garbage bug that doesn’t actually mean anything?
This book is a true enlightenment into the dark realities of the hipster, monopoly, and celebrity judges. I always knew the angels were kinda dicks, but you proved it! Thanks Grady! Looking forward to reading more.
Thanks a million! I’m really, really glad you liked it. I actually just put a new book out there in the world called OCCUPY SPACE. Read all about it over here:
http://www.gradyhendrix.com/occupy-space/
Lol, I think I love you.
I hate Kindles. And Nooks. And iTunes. But I will find SOME WAY to read your book.
And next year after I’ve moved to the East Coast…I am SO going to the NTAFF.
Full. Of. YES.
I hear you about your anti-digital reader stance. Fortunately, I’m doing a paperback of SATAN LOVES YOU soon. I’ll keep you posted. I’m just working out a formatting problem with the file right now with Amazon.
Brilliant bit of comedy with a great balance between subtle snark and outrageous absurdity. The imagery was so well done, especially the mob-busting “cavalry”. And all of it done without being militantly anti-theistic. I posted a recommendation that included the observation about Monopoly, but without creating a spoiler. As well, I live near Seattle, so I share your views on a certain community. Well done, sir. I look forward to reading more of your works.
Thanks so much, David. And I’m glad that Monopoly thing rang true for you. I had fond memories of Monopoly until one of my nephews got into it a few years ago and I rapidly came to realize that it was the worst game on earth!
What a big honkin’ hoot! How do I arrange a bulk buy of the paperback edition? Best. Xmas. Stocking. Stuffer. Ever!
Thank you for writing this, and for giving me hours of laughs and opportunities to spit coffee on my computer keyboard. Cheers!
Hey Victoria!
Thanks for getting in touch! Seriously, I wrote this so people would laugh, and it’s nice to know that the mission is at least somewhat accomplished. Just email me at grady at grady hendrix dot com and I’ll work out a way to get you a discount!
And thanks again – a happy reader makes my day!
Great book! I really enjoyed it, one of the funniest I have read.