Category Archives: Writing
Writers Seem To Be Doing it Wrong
When I read writers writing about writing, I usually get really confused. I feel like one of us must be doing it wrong, because their depiction of writing doesn’t seem to reflect the reality of what is probably the easiest … Continue reading
Punched By Ghosts!
From the February, 1968 issue of Man for Men magazine Battered, bruised, drunk but unbroken, Mel Stomack rose once more in the middle of his well-appointed living room. “Come on, you stinking ghosts,” he bellowed, waving his hairy fists. One … Continue reading
Toledo Pig Avalanche!
From the January, 1971 issue of Man for Men magazine. I stood knee-deep in the seething pork and screamed her name. “Fo’landra!” As far as I could see, it was nothing but pigs. The voice of the old timer rang … Continue reading
I Was Kidnapped by the Kink King of North Korea
From the November, 1961 issue of Man for Men magazine: “Filthy! Filthy!” Eileen spat, trying to clear her mind of the insane perversion she had been forced to witness. When they pulled the rough hood over her head and dragged … Continue reading
Wanna read a book?
Hey, kids! Wanna read a book? Thanks to you guys, my book SATAN LOVES YOU did really well. It keeps on selling and while I haven’t earned enough to send a hitman back in time to kill the Easter Bunny … Continue reading
Books are Everywhere!
My books are now on a bunch of different platforms! I’ve updated the buying sections so that you have links to the iBookstore (iPad) and Barnes & Noble (Nook). Satan Loves You (Paperback, Kindle, iPad, Nook) A great big novel … Continue reading
Screaming Hell-Brides of the Vice-President’s Den of Vice
Excerpted from September, 1942 edition of Man for Men magazine: Beneath the White House the Great Star Chamber of the Order of Secret Freemasons was full of the funky fumes of strange Oriental incense that made Patty’s head spin. “I … Continue reading
Mantrap on Crab Island
Excerpted from June, 1951 edition of Man for Men magazine: Waving their chitinous pincers the Dachshund-sized crabs advanced on Rip and Vera’s mound. “Pile more rocks,” Rip shouted at Vera, wrapping his shirt around a piece of driftwood and saturating … Continue reading
Space Pirates in Space
After 29 episodes, Space Pirates in Space finally broadcasts my role. In this episode I provide the voice of a robot powered by all the anger and self-loathing of a divorced father. As you can probably tell, I came up … Continue reading
Mofongo Unleashed
Yesterday at noon, The Mad Scientist’s Guide to World Domination was unleashed upon the world, meaning that Mofongo, the mad science ape, now walks among us. You can buy Mofongo from Amazon or Barnes & Noble, or you can just … Continue reading
