Category Archives: Quotables
Daddy’s Lap
“Mothers, be vigilant! Do not allow your daughters to run around the house half naked. Satan walks around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour and tempt. Do not enable your husband to be tempted by your negligence … Continue reading
Keep it classy, South Carolina
“This Super Bowl sucks more dick than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money.” – Todd Kincannon, lawyer and former executive director of the South Carolina GOP Tweeting about the issues that matter
Moon Disaster
In 1969, Chief of Staff and convicted Watergate conspirator H.R. Haldeman received a memo that was a draft of a speech for the president to give in case the Apollo 11 moon landing turned out to be a disaster. It … Continue reading
Maybe it’s Time!
“Maybe it’s time they get a new perspective on the world.” – Colorado resident Allan Evans expressing sympathy for the 40 families he’s trying to evict from their homes in Twiggs County, GA, claiming that his family owned the land … Continue reading
Aliens Hate Us
“I think it is probably not the smartest thing to tell the aliens where we are, as any encounter with aliens may not be a happy one.” – Nobel Prize laureate Brian P. Schmidt begging the world to stop looking … Continue reading
Tipping is Not Just for Canoes, Canada!
“The best thing people can do when they cross the border is read the rule book.” – Vermont restaurant owner who adds a surcharge to tables where customers speak with a Canadian accent because Canadians don’t tip
An important lesson about economics
Watch to the end of this video and learn about the realities of hiring a freelancer in today’s economy.
Everyone Loves a DUI Cop
“I’ve been doing this five years, and I’ve been with other officers in this situation, and I didn’t do this to them. I hope you feel good about doing this…I better not catch you in Charleston city.” – intoxicated cop … Continue reading
Leprechaun Attack!
“It was a bunch of leprechauns.” – Seattle man revealing who had left him bloodied and battered on a city street. His crime? Dancing.
Alien!
“Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility…I admire its purity. A survivor…unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” – Alien Bolaji Badejo, the Nigerian design student cast as Ridley Scott’s alien.
