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Category Archives: Quotables
“Mothers, be vigilant! Do not allow your daughters to run around the house half naked. Satan walks around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour and tempt. Do not enable your husband to be tempted by your negligence … Continue reading
“This Super Bowl sucks more dick than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money.” – Todd Kincannon, lawyer and former executive director of the South Carolina GOP Tweeting about the issues that matter
In 1969, Chief of Staff and convicted Watergate conspirator H.R. Haldeman received a memo that was a draft of a speech for the president to give in case the Apollo 11 moon landing turned out to be a disaster. It … Continue reading
“Maybe it’s time they get a new perspective on the world.” – Colorado resident Allan Evans expressing sympathy for the 40 families he’s trying to evict from their homes in Twiggs County, GA, claiming that his family owned the land … Continue reading
“I think it is probably not the smartest thing to tell the aliens where we are, as any encounter with aliens may not be a happy one.” – Nobel Prize laureate Brian P. Schmidt begging the world to stop looking … Continue reading
“The best thing people can do when they cross the border is read the rule book.” – Vermont restaurant owner who adds a surcharge to tables where customers speak with a Canadian accent because Canadians don’t tip
Watch to the end of this video and learn about the realities of hiring a freelancer in today’s economy.
“I’ve been doing this five years, and I’ve been with other officers in this situation, and I didn’t do this to them. I hope you feel good about doing this…I better not catch you in Charleston city.” – intoxicated cop … Continue reading
“It was a bunch of leprechauns.” – Seattle man revealing who had left him bloodied and battered on a city street. His crime? Dancing.
“Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility…I admire its purity. A survivor…unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” – Alien Bolaji Badejo, the Nigerian design student cast as Ridley Scott’s alien.