Monthly Archives: March 2012
Why Ghosts Haunt Houses
When Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he answered, “Because that’s where the money is.” Despite all the stories about haunted bridges, haunted graveyards, and haunted telephone numbers the most commonly haunted places in the world are still … Continue reading
Probably a UFO
“Bolide meteors are supposed to be rare, yet fireball UFOs have appeared in multiple states across the United States in the past year.” – South Carolina news story dismissing expert opinion that an object seen in the night sky was … Continue reading
NSS: Cavalcade of Corruption
It’s an all-perversion edition of Netflix Streaming Safari. Feeling too good about humanity these days? Then come take a stroll down this awful alley of moral atrocity. INSERTS – one year before he appeared in Jaws, Richard Dreyfuss starred … Continue reading
Meat Loaf Sees Dead People
“I believe there’s something when you die because there are ghosts. I’ve seen them, I’ve been around them. Some are just energy left behind, and some are intelligent. I’ve had conversations with them…I rolled into a river in a car. … Continue reading
Purity Bear
There is a crisis in America, a chastity crisis that only a talking stuffed bear who speaks in the flat monotone of a serial killer can possibly combat. This first Purity Bear video is notable for its use of … Continue reading
Head of a dog, butt of a pig
“We don’t want to be mauled by things we don’t know.” – resident of Uukwiyu Uushona on a half-pig/half-dog monster terrorizing his village
South Carolina: “Special” Victims Unit
Law & Order would totally be making an episode about this if Law & Order specialized in compelling television about idiots because that’s what South Carolina law enforcement seems to be full of right now. So back around February 18, … Continue reading
Happy Witch Hysteria Day!
“And what, then, is to be thought of those witches who…collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird’s nest, or shut them up in a box, where they … Continue reading
